The Mad and Terrible Arkansan

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bloodysigils:

do you ever cry because you’ve somehow managed to gain a truly fucking amazing person as your friend? and just think about how fucking blessed you are for their existence and how in some previous life you must have done something fucking amazing to deserve them in this life? DO YOU?

poetrymafia:

tonystarks:

daily reminder pepper potts took out every single big bad in all three iron man movies.

      [x]

The Chitauri Invasion would have never happened if Pepper was in Stark Tower during The Avengers

ikimaru:

yeah Rose kiss that alien babe B)

ikimaru:

yeah Rose kiss that alien babe B)

MBTI most accurate descriptions

woolfhammer:

ESTP: super attractive physically but it’s all downhill from there. never quite know what they’re going to do next but you can probably bet it will be irresponsible. somehow still lovable. 

ESTJ: loud, logical, and get shit done — they are the warrior class of the life rpg. power stats make them unbeatable and if you encounter one, maybe just curl up and forfeit, to save time. 

ESFP: giggly little shits. fun fun fun till her daddy takes the t-bird away. great for lifting your mood, not that great at lifting your credit score. 

ESFJ: too appropriate, totally lacking in awkwardness. they’ll never forget your birthday, which will make you feel like shit when you constantly forget theirs. 

ENTP: excellent companions if you enjoy people who instantly see through all your shit. very clever and very intuitive, you can’t fool them. i suggest you invest in other friends — ones you *can* fool. 

ENTJ: impatient with people who make mistakes, namely, everyone. they’ll respect you if you stand up to them but why do that when you can run away instead. cuddle them and see what happens. i’m curious.

ENFP: too puppy to live. best suited for the profession of musical nanny. not advised for use around an open flame. 

ENFJ: way too charming and capable, maybe they should stop making everyone else look bad. prone to making other people care about stuff they didn’t want to care about. so annoying. 

ISTP: such butts. best suited for an apocalypse scenario, if no such scenario exists, they will create danger because they get bored. don’t encourage them, but don’t discourage them, as reverse psychology works too well.

ISTJ: low drama and low maintenance, best value at this price tier. best suited to actual human existence. least weird, which makes them kinda weird.

ISFP: squishy little darlings you might want to keep in your pocket, but please don’t or they will become forlorn. they notice everything, and it’s unnerving. 

ISFJ: quietly and proudly do things for others. if you have a ring you need to deliver to mordor, take an ISFJ along with you for best results. 

INTP: cute intergalactic spiders you want to hug and mistrust. prone to making you laugh but then days later you will wonder whether you were the butt of the joke. 

INTJ: major dicks and kinda proud of it. prone to being right. prone to liking trance music way too much. all the ones i’ve ever met have been unexpectedly kinky. so i guess, expectedly. 

INFP: they fall out of the sky and are raised by unicorns. if you feed one it will follow you home. they dissipate in water. 

INFJ: chameleons appropriating your emotions and going quietly mad. prone to meltdowns and needing lots of naps.

(Source: dontbecuteyoufuck)

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happyds:

come in and play with M—-EEEE

happyds:

come in and play with M—-EEEE

libutron:

Sea Turtles of the World | ©Roger D. Hall

libutron:

Sea Turtles of the World | ©Roger D. Hall

deerypoof:

Of all a deer’s senses, their eyesight is the worst. 

deerypoof:

Of all a deer’s senses, their eyesight is the worst. 

kup-kake:

h0rr0rc0re-pr1ncess:

silenstvi:

image

Probably what’s going on in his head most of the time.

GPOY

reblogged in two seconds

(Source: princezephyrr)

denkishock:

FAVORITE VIDEO GAME CHARACTERS 02|50 - “White-Wild Majesty

「天照」AMATERASU lit. heaven's illumination
「大神」ŌKAMI lit. grand/great god
gigaguess:

You fucked up you seriously fucked up.

gigaguess:

You fucked up you seriously fucked up.

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sixpenceee:

I met this guy when I work for the astrophysics department at the American Museum of Natural History in high school.

He is just as awesome in real life. 

More of his tweets

earthstory:

June 2014: The hottest June ever recorded.
The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) have announced that according to the latest global temperature readings, June 14’ is a record breaker: the hottest June ever recorded. Not only has it won first place, it is the 38th consecutive June with a global temperature above the 20th century average.
So what figures are we dealing with here? NOAA focuses on three main temperature readings: Land temperature, Ocean temperature and an amalgamation of the two, Land & Ocean temperature. The results for June are as follows:

•The global land surface temperature was 0.95°C (1.71°F) above the 20th century average of 13.3°C (55.9°F), the seventh highest for June on record.
•For the ocean, the June global sea surface temperature was 0.64°C (1.15°F) above the 20th century average of 16.4°C (61.5°F), the highest for June on record and the highest departure from average for any month.
•The combined average temperature over global land and ocean surfaces for June 2014 was the highest on record for the month, at 0.72°C (1.30°F) above the 20th century average of 15.5°C (59.9°F).
The ocean temperature was a particularly astonishing record; marking the first time that the monthly global ocean temperature anomaly was higher than 0.60°C (1.08°F). Notably, large parts of the western equatorial and north-eastern Pacific Ocean and nearly all of the Indian Ocean were record warm or much warmer than average for the month and this is with neither El Niño nor La Niña conditions present during June 2014.
Aside from being the hottest June on record, it was also the 352nd consecutive month with a global temperature above the 20th century average. The trend to a warmer world is now incontestable. The last month with below-average temperatures was February 1985.
29 years ago and counting….
-Jean
Image courtesy of NOAA.
See more here: http://www.ncdc.noaa.gov/sotc/national/2014/6

earthstory:

June 2014: The hottest June ever recorded.

The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) have announced that according to the latest global temperature readings, June 14’ is a record breaker: the hottest June ever recorded. Not only has it won first place, it is the 38th consecutive June with a global temperature above the 20th century average.

So what figures are we dealing with here? NOAA focuses on three main temperature readings: Land temperature, Ocean temperature and an amalgamation of the two, Land & Ocean temperature. The results for June are as follows:

•The global land surface temperature was 0.95°C (1.71°F) above the 20th century average of 13.3°C (55.9°F), the seventh highest for June on record.

•For the ocean, the June global sea surface temperature was 0.64°C (1.15°F) above the 20th century average of 16.4°C (61.5°F), the highest for June on record and the highest departure from average for any month.

•The combined average temperature over global land and ocean surfaces for June 2014 was the highest on record for the month, at 0.72°C (1.30°F) above the 20th century average of 15.5°C (59.9°F).

The ocean temperature was a particularly astonishing record; marking the first time that the monthly global ocean temperature anomaly was higher than 0.60°C (1.08°F). Notably, large parts of the western equatorial and north-eastern Pacific Ocean and nearly all of the Indian Ocean were record warm or much warmer than average for the month and this is with neither El Niño nor La Niña conditions present during June 2014.

Aside from being the hottest June on record, it was also the 352nd consecutive month with a global temperature above the 20th century average. The trend to a warmer world is now incontestable. The last month with below-average temperatures was February 1985.

29 years ago and counting….

-Jean

Image courtesy of NOAA.

See more here: http://www.ncdc.noaa.gov/sotc/national/2014/6

jetn:

clearlywrong:

not-fun:

cyllage:

zerostatereflex:

Hexapod Robot

i want to watch it fight something

WHOA I WANT LIKE TEN

just reblogging to raise awareness about our inevitable demise at the hands of sentient bloodthirsty machines

Someone let it fight a chicken

Three kinds of people: Robots are adorable, Robots are gonna kill us all and Robot gonna fight a chicken

characterdesigninspiration:

The latest generator, the random demon maker! Complete with horns, wings, and (mostly) unappealing personality traits, you can make your own demon in varying degrees of non-human-ness.  

(Fun fact you can technically get my headcanon for demon!Dean on Supernatural [but that’s probably like a one in a million chance])